Tuesday, March 31, 2009
AIG
Investment Banking Explained.
Young Chuck moved to Texas and bought a donkey from a farmer for $100.
The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.
The next day the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry Chuck, but I have some bad news. The donkey died last night.'"
Chuck replied, "Well then, just give me my money back."
The farmer said," 'Can't do that. I went and spent it already."
Chuck said, "OK, then, just bring me the dead donkey."
The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with a dead donkey?"
Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."
The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead donkey!"
Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."
A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened with that dead donkey?"
Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.00."
The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"
Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."
Chuck now works for AIG.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Learn Astrolgy- Venus Retrograde Inferior Conjunction
This is a typical Venus Retrograde Inferior Conjunction Experience
Nancy -
Man, yesterday was a very explosive and emotive day in my world. Discordant anger at the perceived withholding of love-money-appreciation reached a zenith, with very sharp words and devastating emotional consequneces. Talk about power struggles and disappointments, fear of not ever getting what you want, and resentment. It was like being a tornado that doesn't care about the consequences until the damage is done. The same thing that frustrates satisfaction prevents real change. Here's the perfect analogy - people who no longer love one another still can't get a divorce and leave because they can't sell their property and split the proceeds because the economy won't allow them to do so. Stuck together, they feel trapped in a situation that amplifies their emotions but doesn't allow for real permanent change. This can obviously lead to heightened destructiveness - or to the recognition of a shared problem that has to be endured until the conditions are more favorable to a permanent resolution.
Friday, March 27, 2009
Wow - The Love Affair with the Dollar isOver
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Hafiz on Fame
Two Bears
Once
Though, after a while
The one bear said,
He performs to hundreds of people
The other bear thought for
Then started
~ Hafiz ~
(The Gift - versions of Hafiz by Daniel Ladinsky)
Friday, March 20, 2009
Venus Retrograde in Spades
Did you make the connection?
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Take a guess [learning more about astrology and how uncanny it is … ]
Fritzl’s trial and life sentence in Austria for raping his daughter over 3000 times, imprisoning her and her children in a filthy dungeon, letting one of her babies die, AND MORE, that’s enough to enrage the Goddess. Unfortunately a perfect Venus Retrograde event.
The other likelihood with Venus Retrograde is venality the condition or quality of being venal; openness to bribery or corruption; and craven greed which we are certainly seeing in the AIG situation in the news where the very people who caused the financial crisis, derivatives traders, get bonuses totaling $167m.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Louis
b August 4, 1941
[photo from wiki]
Louis Armstrong shows near perfect use of Aries, Leo and Capricorn. My friend Niko and I have ongoing disussions as to the positive and negatve uses of these signs.
His Moon and Ascendant are in Aries. His Sun is in Leo. He has Jupitet and Saturn in Capriorn.
With his winning, youthful, honest and courageous personality, not to mention his incredible generosity and popularity, Louis Armstrong shows the best qualities of these three signs.
At his first Saturn Return, Armstrong started having trouble with his lips and fingers because of the uniqiue way he played. He was forced to branch out into singing and practically "invented" the art of jazz singing single handedly.
An example of his Leo loyalty is that he was given music lessons by a Jewish family while living in a probationary home as a kid. Ever after that he wore a Star of David to thank them.
Also at his first Saturn Return, when he was 28 he recorded "Ain't Misbehavin' ", his biggest selling record to date.
At the time of his second Saturn Return, [60+], the US State Department sent Louis Armstrong to tour Africa, Europe, and Asia as a Good Will Ambassador. An example of his Aries courage is his "public criticism of President Eisenhower, calling him 'two-faced' and 'gutless' because of his inaction during the conflict over school desegregation in Little Rock, Arkansas in 1957.... As a protest, Armstrong canceled a planned tour of the Soviet Union on behalf of the State Department saying 'The way they're treating my people in the South, the government can go to hell' and that he could not represent his government abroad when it was in conflict with its own people." [astrotheme]
Armstrong was extremely generous, giving way almost as much as he made (Leo Moon) and supported Dr. Martin Luther King and other civil rights workers.
Wth Venus in Virgo he was a laxative enthusiast.
Barely into his second Return, at 63 "Armstrong knocked the Beatles off the top of the Billboard Top 100 chart with 'Hello, Dolly', which made him the oldest artist to have a #1 song" [astrotheme]
Spreading success over a lifetime is a good use of Jupiter and Saturn in Capricorn.
PLANETS
Sun in Leo
Moon 13°24' Aries
Mercury 22°58' Cancer
Venus 7°45' Virgo
Mars 13°10' Libra
Jupiter 4°15' Capricorn
Saturn 11°02' Capricorn
Uranus 13°00' Sagittarius
Neptune 0°31' Cancer
Pluto 18°21' Gemini
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Astrology, Queen of Esoteric Arts
Mash Note from Turkish Guy on Facebook
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Lotte Lenya Sings Mack the Knife auf Deutsch
Carol and I are going to see ThreePenny Opera Friday. Remember Mack the Knife, Jenny Diver, Suky Tawdry, Lucy Brown, Mack the Knife, Louis Miller and Lotte Lenya?
Sting played MacHeath on Broadway.
Bertolt Brecht wrote The ThreePennyOpera at his first Saturn Return. He was 30 years old and became one of the most influential playwrights of the 20th Century.
Recommendations from LinkedIn
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Top qualities: Great Results, High Integrity, Creative
Margaret Lorishired Nancy as a Career Coach in 2001
“Nancy's advice and way of articulating things has proved invaluable—both on the personal and professional level. I refer to her report again and again in an effort to better understand the various dimensions of my life and career.” April 10, 2008
Top qualities: Great Results, Personable, Expert
Jake Gerlihired Nancy as a Advisor in 2005
“In our 15 year business relationship, Nancy has demonstrated unsurpassed skill as a consultant. She is a candid and skillful communicator and she has an extraordinary understanding of astrology.” January 28, 2008
Top qualities: Expert, High Integrity, Creative
Margaret Jacksonhired Nancy as a Advisor in 1992, and hired Nancy more than once
“I know Nancy to be an insightful, supportive, and articulate person in all her dealings, both professional and personal.” December 8, 2007
Terry Lamb, Owner, Inner Edge Human Technologies/Astro-Energetic Healingworked with Nancy at Bookstore
“Nancy is an incredible coach for introverted people. She understands introverts better than anyone and is committed to making the world aware that being an introvert is a legitimate way to be. She has helped innumerable people to understand themselves, and reach success and happiness.” November 15, 2007
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“Nancy is profoundly insightful. She has a superlative gift at grasping and presenting one's total life situation and issues with truly actionable ideas. And she is capable of drilling down to day to day specifics. I consider her a significant asset as I go forward on my personal journey.” October 23, 2007
Top qualities: Great Results, Expert, High Integrity
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Top qualities: Great Results, Expert, High Integrity
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Top qualities: Great Results, Expert, High Integrity
Susan Dunnhired Nancy as a Career Coach in 1985, and hired Nancy more than once
“Nancy is one of the best psychic consultants I've encountered. I have had many readings with her and have referred quite a few friends. Her insight has proven itself time and again. When my son was born seven years ago she did his Natal Chart, which I refer to every so often. It has been a very helpful tool in understanding and interacting with his particular personality. I highly recommend Nancy. She is amazing.” September 30, 2007
Top qualities: Great Results, Expert, High Integrity
Wendy Holmhired Nancy as a Psychic consultation in 1995, and hired Nancy more than once
“Nancy is a wonderful caring advisor. She is highly intuitive, positive, intelligent, thorough and trustworthy. Nancy has gently guided me through many stressful times with her insightful advice and encouragement. She is always there for me, no matter what. I view her as not just an advisor or teacher but a friend. She is also a gifted teacher, who researches extensively, is open and receptive with a continuing sense of wonder.” September 25, 2007
Top qualities: Personable, Expert, High Integrity
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Top qualities: Great Results, Personable, High Integrity
Tamara Grahamhired Nancy as a Astrologer in 1990, and hired Nancy more than once
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Top qualities: Great Results, Personable, Expert
Margaret Lorishired Nancy as a International Teacher and Healer in 1996, and hired Nancy more than once
“Nancy is a brilliant and expert astrologer specializing in saturn return chart readings. I came to her for a reading during that difficult time and her reading was so in-depth/thorough, intuitive, inspiring, and reassuring. Some of her insights simply amazed me. The entire process helped me immensely. Still today, I reread her report every few months to gain perspective on my life with a few new "aha...that's what that means" every time. It's kind of like a mini-life guide. I've been to many astrologers, and she is by far the best---she has strong intuitive faculties and is kind-hearted and approachable. I highly recommend her services!” September 21, 2007
Top qualities: Great Results, Expert, Creative
Amy Provenzanohired Nancy as a Astrology in 2005, and hired Nancy more than once
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“Nancy offers remarkably intuitive insights to human personality and spirtuality. I came to Nancy because of her reputation as "Saturn's Return Expert." The chart she produced to help guide me through this period was remarkably on target, and I use it still as reference and guidance.” September 20, 2007
Top qualities: Expert, High Integrity, Creative
Anonymous hired Nancy as a Astrologer/Consultant in 2005
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Monday, March 16, 2009
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Scarey
Unbelievable. Talk about a fox guarding the henhouse.
I was interested to read [wiki] that Bernie Madoff went to high shool in Far Rockaway, New York. My ex husband was a Naval Office stationed in Far Rockaway prior to a tour of duty in Viet Nam. We lived in the very ethic (Jewish and Irish) lower middle class neighborhood. We rented the upstairs of a large Irish family's home to be near the airbase. We spent the first months of our marriage nested up in the attic of Far Rockaways. As a Winetka girl, I was a loooooong way from home.
Bernie Madoff went a long way from home, to, but he got lost.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
For the Love of Chiina
The Chelsea Lately Show
2008 Tax Payers
Monday, March 9, 2009
I HATE HATE HATE Uranus
Lovve: Nancy
Ps i HATE HATE HATE Uranus
I hate
· rude awakenings
· speed
· speed freaks
· freaks no actually i love freaks
· out of control
· oversexed
· hype
· sugar hi’s
· addicted to thrills
· whacked out brainiacs
· young men destroying old men’s crowning achievemnts just for the helluvit
· anyone who doesn’t revere history
· anyone who can’t leave things well enough alone
· change just to avoid boredom
Our MBTI Expert Dave DeVaughn (INFJ)Talks Career to an INTJ
Dear David deVaughn,
At this point, I'm thinking about a career change to something that will allow me to use my natural strengths (math, organizing, planning) toward some greater purpose. One option I’m considering is becoming an accountant for a non-profit organization. But I’m concerned that accounting is a much better for an ISTJ, not an INT/FJ. I’m also considering careers in teaching
math or engineering (but I'm concerned it will involve too much extroverting), starting my own e-business, or doing some work in the area of project controls or engineering economics (where I can combine engineering with financial planning – as long as I can find some good end purpose that I am working toward). Or I may just wander off to a cave and meditate for a few
years on the nature of reality…
JMM
Hi JMM,
text-book engineering than electrical engineering, for example. I have had several correspondences with others like us.
Quite a few people like us end up leaving the engineering field. Sometimes we can stay in it for a quite awhile before we get bored or burnt out. In my own case, I survived by finding a position where I was bridging the gap between technical and social applications thru technical writing, teaching and working with non-technical people.
This greatly changed my understanding of how the world really works. Eventually I, too, got bored/burnt out working in a government bureaucracy and headed north to become a residential builder. I still have all the technical fun designing and building houses - but I get more people contact. I at least have a purpose (but a very shaky income these days). We are different in that I enjoy teamwork and communication more than working with numbers.
Throughout my time in grad school and even after I started working for the Dept. of Transportation, I taught at least one class every term. I really enjoyed teaching and did not find that it was as draining as most human interactions. I am a true I ntrovert, in that I am very easily drained by social intercourse. Although I am fairly outgoing (like many INFJ's), I need lots
of time alone. I am not sure why, but Introverts do make great teachers. I think the key factor is finding a subject that you care about or students that you care about. Many Introverted teachers will act more as a mentor than a teacher. This can be a very effective way to teach. I would be happy to share my own methods if you would like to hear them.
By the way - Don't believe everything that you read about INTJ's being cold and uncaring. I have not found this to be always true. I have a close friend that is a true INTJ mechanical engineer. He is extremely talented not only in his area, but also has several patents in robotics which is basically an EE field. He spends most of his free time as a preacher (non-denominational, find Jesus stuff). I have an INTJ engineer friend that became a doctor. I know another INTJ that gave up the engineering and became an attorney (lots of attorneys are INTJ). There are lots of ways to help people as an attorney - not all of them are ambulance chasers (only the I/ESTJ ones).
I have only minimal experiences with accounting types, but I do notice a big difference between STJ and NTJ types. STJ types tend to be more driven by need to be part of the system (keeping the books), where as NTJ types tend to more interested in building the business by first establishing a system of controls. STJ's like to keep track of the info. NTJ's like to use the info to
build. I hope I am making that clear. I have actually been doing a lot of this myself lately. I have a small consulting business that helps people with business startups. I started doing this in the construction business and expanded it into the retail business as well (good thing, since the construction business is about dead here Michigan).
I hope this helps. I really enjoyed reading your letter. Please feel free to contact me anytime. If you find a nice cave with low rent that also allows big dogs, please let me know. If it is in a warm climate and close to a golf course, I just might join you.
Dave
Good Advice from Dave [INFJ] about a Relationship
VM wrote:
I have read a lot of articles and researched for about 9 months, since I met this really amazing man through an online dating site. He is an INFJ. I am ISFJ/P. At first we thought were just alike, and since have come to understand that is not correct. We share similar morals, values and beliefs, even have a lot of the same habits, likes and dislikes.
In fact, we agree on most things.... when we talk about them. We have been apart this entire time, with only emails and phone calls once in a great while. Neither of us is too fond of the telephone. We used to chat some, but I think that was too big of a distraction for him. I kept him on the emotional side when he needed to be thinking about his work. At this time, we are each others best friend, I am his only friend and confidant.
I think I am coming to you simply because you are an INFJ and maybe you could give me one or two suggestions on how NOT TO OVERWHELM him once he gets here, or on the other hand, I also do not want him think that I do not appreciate and love him. The fact is, I can write down in email some of the things I have trouble saying out loud. I am an introvert, to help matters along, I am also painfully shy. I am working on that in my old age :)
I guess what I really want to know is . . . . would you understand the silence? I can and will extend my friendly side to him, but I am not sure I can make up for the awkward silences that always seem to follow. Will he understand if I just want to hold his hand and not talk? He is such a gentle soul and I never want to offend or leave him feeling like I don't care.
Maybe I am hoping you can give me insight in more than one way. You are civil engineer, he is a service/and lift engineer. I seem to attract or be attracted to men in that field. Odd.
Thanks for your time.
VM
hIv,
I usually start of all my responses with the disclaimer that I am not a psychologist or a therapist. In this case, I guess I better mention that I am also not a love guru. Relationships are just as difficult for me as they are for any Introvert.
In my opinion, there is something wrong with your situation as you describe it to me. First of all, most INFJ's are very outgoing and enjoy communicating with people. They are the most outgoing of all the Introverts and, in fact, are frequently mistaken for Extroverts. I do not understand your friends desire to minimize communication with you.
No phone calls or chatting tells me that he doesn't want unsolicited contact with you - the question is "why" he needs it to be that way. It certainly isn't because of his MBTI type. In my case, I almost always have FaceBook and Messenger on so that I can receive IM's. I put my personal cell phone number on my business cards so that I can be contacted. I do not hide from the world, I embrace it like so many INFJ's that I know.
It would be odd for an INFJ to place his work ahead of a personal relationship. Your research should have mentioned that INFJ's face the outside world with their Feeling function. Your friend chooses to communicate with you only when it is convenient for him - through emails. That does not make any sense to me, unless he is hiding something. Personally, I rarely email anyone because there is no personal touch to it.
What I am saying here is that his actions are not typical of an INFJ or any other MBTI type. I think that he is using you as some weird sort of sounding board, distraction, or God knows what. The MBTI is not an excuse for deviant behavior. It is merely an explanation of how people think and act when they are emotionally healthy.
The question that I must ask you is whether you have actually spent time with this person face-to-face during these 9 months. If the answer is no, then there is definitely something wrong here, with both of you.
I am not sure if you can really fall in love with a person that you have never met - you can only fall in love with the image that you hold of him in your mind. You have a relationship built solely upon an infrequent email and that is just not healthy.
I am sorry that you are in this situation and that you have let your caring side overwhelm your thinking side. There is nothing that I can do for you - you must do it yourself and you must do it soon. Please don't take anything that I say as the absolute truth. I do have limited information to work with. Talk it over with your friends. Talk it over face-to-face with your internet friend. Force the issue - you can't hold back the truth, you can only delay its arrival.
Good Luck.
Peace...
David
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Sunday, March 8, 2009
Good News
She's making great use of this Venus Retrograde, isn't she?
Bad Banks
This NPR broadcast by Ira Gross and "This American Life" is just terrific for the Economics for Dummies series we've all signed up for recently.
It is totally understandable and user-friendly. Thank you, Ira Gross, for taking the time to make this program.
CLICK HERE FOR PODCAST
http://audio.thisamericanlife.org/player/CPRadio_player.php?podcast=http://www.thisamericanlife.org/xmlfeeds/375.xml&proxyloc=http://audio.thisamericanlife.org/player/customproxy.php
My Orchids are Blooming
Laura's Beautiful Quilt Squares
I don't use my legal name for business because it's too hard to spell, pronounce or remember, so no highschool or college friends have found me but an ex roommate, Laura, did. Turns out Laura has taken up quilting which was once a passion of mine. We had a great time catching up and sharing notes.
These are some squares Laura shared.
Aren't they gorgeous?
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
Monday, March 2, 2009
40 Days and 40 Nights with Venus' Underbelly
Pluto's Transit from Sagittarius to Capricorn
Important Tax Information
Your income taxes are normally due on April 15, unless that date falls on a Saturday or Sunday, in which case they're due Monday the 16th or 17th.
However, I have been told that a recent change, and for the next 8 years, taxes will not be due until you are nominated to a cabinet position.
Please check with your Tax Adviser to confirm.
Venutian TImems x 2 = Lover Coome Back
I’d expect someone from the past to come back in the picture. Nothing is permanent during a retrograde, either a commencement or separation, but you can get a lot of information about yourself and the way you relate to people. By allowing yourself to begin or cut offf a relationship you may get a lot of clarity about your needs. I have seen couples of very long standing hit the skids (to reconcile later) The advice is, “Wait til April 17 and see if you still feel the same way” It is usually a very intense time in relationships.
Put a star by ****March 27**** on your calendar as the epicentter of the goddess’ rage. For example there will be a spike in domemstic violence and guaranteed some crime against women will hit the national headlines. If you normally have trouble with women or one woman in particular such as mother, daughter or sister, for example long, ongoing unresolved issues, get yourshield up or duck off the radar screen so as to avoid unpleasantness unless you like that sort of thing and really want to have it out. I prefer to step aside and allow them to do it to themselves.
Others from the past look us up just to bring perspective. I think the recent surge on facebook is in anticipation of this tranisit.
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Venus Goes Retrograde March 6 - April 17, 2009
Let’s get up to speed for Venus Retrograde March 6 – April 17.
Let’s get started. The following is taken from Erin Sullivan, author of Retrograde Planets:
· The degree of discord that arises within one's personal life during the retrogression signals the distance that one is from one's core values and higher creative inspirations.
· The sudden imbalance can tilt one towards an opposing pole, creating tremendous upheavals in relationships and in one's personal experiences.
· The mysterious 'ideal' can interrupt and tear apart what one has found to be loving and nurturing -- flaws and faults in others can become enhanced, and one might see all the dangers of intimacy rather than the supportive aspects of it.
· The call to war after the inferior conjunction of Venus with the Sun might bring forth the dead and one may be recalled to times in the past when rejection and emotional pain conspired to erect an emotional fortress which for current circumstances might be quite inappropriate
Tomorrow, “Come back! Come back! Lover, come back” Prepare to have many visitors from the past.
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