Zodiac Sign Traits from an Astrological Aqua Man

He just visited "ZodiacTraits" to learn about compatiblity.

Dear Nancy,

I found you very spot on about sign compatibilities in astrology. Many things that you have said are really original and no others have dared to say specially about compatibility of virgo and aquarius and scorpio and aquarius. If you allow me, I will make my comment on each of your aquarius compatibility pages. (my astrological knowledge comes from years of experience with my patients).

AquaMan

Kris and Adam ... Both are Winners

An Astrologer Explains about Kris and Adam

This article contains the birth chart of Adam Lambert and the birth chart of Kris Allen. Click to enlarge.



The finale of American Idol’s eighth season was a complete surprise to most of us as the clearly more talented contestant with greater star quality, Adam Lambert, was upended in the final vote by wholesome almost demure and, yes, also very talented Kris Allen.

How could this happen? An astrologer knows.

First, the vote occurred during Mercury Retrograde, a time when there are surprise reversals and switched endings. Mercury goes retrograde (backwards from our perspective here on earth) for several weeks three different times each year. It was during a Mercury Retrograde on November 7, 2000 that the American people went to the polls in the tightest presidential race since 1876. The Supreme Court decided the winner, George W. Bush, after Mercury went direct.

But it's more than that. Pluto, the planet of global transformation, has just switched signs for the first time in 15 years, bringing very deep changes in our image of males. Pluto is now transiting Capricorn, the sign of the father. Remember this combination. It will be big in the next decade. Saturn-ruled Capricorn meets Pluto which rules Scorpio. Any combination of these energies will feature subtly in far-reaching changes on the planet.

With his wicked Goth attire, Adam Lambert represents the dark father (Darth Vader), while Kris plays the perfect wholesome Ward Cleaver (of “Beaver” fame) foil. Adam quoted acid rock star Jimi Hendrix for inspiration. Kris quoted Vince Lombardi, a popular 1950s football coach. With Pluto entering Capricorn we all are going to have to deal collectively with the presence of dark, mysterious chthonic male energy, but since this year’s crown was decided during a retrograde, it’s like we stood up and said, at lest 500,000 + 1 times, “No! Not just yet!”

Kris' demeaning manner was apparent when he stuttered at accepting his award and title, seeming to not even recognize the money and power (Capricorn ruled) that comes with it.

Movie stars like Brad Pitt are helping us redefine our image of men and especially fatherhood. It doesn’t have to be either/or like Adam or Kris.

But wait! There's another twist. Zodiac sign traits are so revealing of the mysteries of the universe. Both finalists' charts are here. Without the exact time of birth, the charts are set for noon and the houses and Rising Signs are not known.

Ironically sweet, wholesome looking Kris reveals a deep connection to the zodiac sign traits of Pluto because his South Moon Node is in Scorpio the sign ruled by Pluto. Before age 30, a person is most like their South Moon Node. Kris Allen also has Saturn in Scorpio. Wait a minute! Who's the real Darth Vader? Kris is acting ingenuous and innocent -- like many with prominent Scorpio zodiac traits, but he is incredibly powerful and materialistic. It's all an act.

And there's another twist. Adam's "darkness" is all an act, too. Adam Lambert has a chart full of the zodiac sign traits of an open, honest, ethical, and high-minded idealist: Sagittarius, Aquarius, and the cardinal signs of Aries, Libra and Capricorn. His Goth tough guy is a mask.

Adam reveals the Pluto/Capricorn signature because he has Saturn and Pluto in tight conjunction with his South Node in Capricorn.

Adam and Kris herald the entry of Pluto into Capricorn like mirror twins. Adam came into the collective on the wave length of the Jupiter/Chiron/Neptune conjunction which occurred this week but yields in weight to Pluto's transit of Capricorn which has more long lasting impact for our evolution.

Would you rather date Kris or Adam? To learn more about the signs, visit Zodiac Sign Traits.

Evil Twins in Astrology

Sometimes I'm accused in my classes of being too positive about the signs. This is my effort to present the negative side of the signs in a humorous way.

This article comes from The Astrology Center of America, a site with terrific resources, especially dedicated to reprinting out-of-print astrology books. Dave Rudell says, " I clipped this from the New York Village Voice back in the late 1970's, perhaps in a February issue. On my clipping there was no title nor author given. As I later saw variations elsewhere, I have wondered if it all started with this piece in the Voice. Anyone know? Of the variations I've read, this remains the best. Read at your own risk."

I agree. This is the best version. After you have a good laugh, please visit The Astrology Center of America and learn more astrology.

Here are the Evil Twins. Do you have one, too?

AQUARIUS - Jan 20-Feb 18:
You have an inventive mind & are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. On the other hand you are inclined to be careless & impractical causing you to make the same mistakes over & over again. People think you are stupid.

PISCES - Feb 19-Mar 20:
You have a vivid imagination & often think you are being followed by the CIA or FBI. You have minor influence over your associates & people resent you for your flaunting of your power. You lack confidence & are generally a coward. Pisces people do terrible things to small animals.

ARIES - Mar 21-Apr 19:
You are the pioneer type & hold most people in contempt. You are quick-tempered, impatient & scornful of advice. You are not very nice.

TAURUS - Apr 20-May 20:
You are practical & persistent. You have a dogged determination & work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn & bullheaded. You are a Communist.

GEMINI - May 21-June 20:
You are a quick & intelligent thinker. People like you because you are bisexual. However, you are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are cheap. Geminis are known for committing incest.

CANCER - June 21-July 22:
You are sympathetic & understanding to other people's problems. They think you are a sucker. You are always putting things off. That's why you'll never make anything of yourself. Most welfare recipients are Cancer people.

LEO - July 23-Aug 22:
You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you are pushy. Most Leo people are bullies. You are vain & dislike honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are known thieves.

VIRGO - Aug 23-Sep 22:
You are the logical type & hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold & unemotional & sometimes fall asleep while making love. Virgos make good bus drivers.

LIBRA - Sep 23-Oct 22:
You are the artistic type & have a difficult time with reality. If you are a man you are more than likely queer. Chances for employment & monetary gain are excellent. Most Libra women are good prostitutes. All Libras die of venereal disease.


SCORPIO - Oct 23-Nov 21:
You're shrewd in business & cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. Most Scorpio people are murdered.

SAGITTARIUS - Nov 22-Dec 21:
You are optimistic & enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you lack talent. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks or dope fiends. People laugh at you a great deal.

CAPRICORN - Dec 22-Jan 19:
You are conservative & afraid of taking risks. You don't do much of anything & are lazy. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. Capricorns should avoid standing still too long as they tend to take root & become trees.


8.29.2008 A reader commented, "I read about the evil twin zodiacs and thought it was great until I read capricorns. that's the only one that wasnt true. I know a few capricorns and theyre just nuts. I would say their greatest downside is being incrediably morbid minded and sarcastic."

Any comments?